GILES
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
Nuh, something isn't right there

WILLOW
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare

XANDER
I've got a theory
We should work this out

ALL
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery...
Singing all about?

XANDER
It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches they were persecuted
Wicca good, and love the Earth
And woman power
And I'll be over here

ANYA
I've got a theory
It could be bunnies...

TARA
I've got a--

ANYA:
Bunnie aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots
What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
Or maybe midgets...

WILLOW
I've got a theory
We should work this fast

WILL